March 2012
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Reasons why I'm single #666
I’m possessed.
February 2012
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When I say something mean to my parents
When my parents say something mean to me
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I can't really explain it.
It’s hard to say why we do anything that we do. Motivation is a fickle thing.
The most effective way I can think to try to explain it is how we used to see those machines in stores and stuff when we were kids? The ones with holes in the top for the quarters and it would fall in and hit a lever or slide down a ramp, jump a gap and then bounce all over the place before it fell to the bottom...
Hold up.
Did you know, Christopher Rice, the son of Anne Rice is gay?
I didn’t.
I really just want you to talk to me all the time.
Because I want to talk to you all the time. But you probably don’t care.
So that’s fine.
Maybe responding promptly to your texts is not what I should do.
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When people ask me a question and I can't hear...
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When you're getting ready for bed and you realize...
And then:
and then immediately following that: